Hiiiii!

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To: Dr. Techna <ntechna@gravitas.nova>
From: Dr. Jones <ejones@gravitas.nova>
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Omg, hi Nikola!

Have you heard about the super weird thing that's been happening in the kitchen lately? Joshua's lunch has disappeared from the fridge like, every day for the past week!

There's a ton of cameras in that room too but all anyone can see is like this spiky blond hair behind the fridge door.

So weird right? ;)

Anyway, totally unrelated, but our computer system's been having this glitch where datasets going back for like half a year get totally wiped for all employees with the initials "N.T.”

Isn't it weird how specific that is? Don't worry though! I'm sure I'll have it fixed before it affects any of your work.
Byeee!

XOXO,
Dr. Jones
Information and Statistics Department
The Gravitas Facility
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