Office Cake
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Joshua: Hey Mr. Kraus, I'm passing around the collection pan. Wanna pitch in a couple bucks to get a cake for Ellie?

Otto: Uh... I think I'll pass.

Joshua: C'mon Otto, it's her birthday.

Otto: Alright, fine. But this is all I have on me.

Otto: I don't get why you hang out with her. Isn't she kind of... you know, mean?

Joshua: Even the meanest people have a little niceness in them somewhere.

Otto: Huh. Good luck finding it.

Joshua: Thanks for the cake money, Otto.
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Ellie: Nice cake. I bet it wasn't easy to like, strong arm everyone into buying it.

Joshua: You know, if you were a little nicer to people they might want to spend more time with you.

Ellie: Pfft, please. Friends are about quality, not quantity, Josh.

Joshua: Wow! Was that a roundabout compliment I just heard?

Ellie: What? Gross, ew. Stop that.

Joshua: Oh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I'm not much of a gossip.